PROLEFEED
Writer, actor, philosopher, impressionist.
Cynic, master of sarcasm and quotation, musician, metal enthusiast, ravenous consumer of media.
Lover of the color purple (not the play), Stargate, SNES-era RPGs, Street Fighter and modern day rhythm games.
Once described as “the Chuck Norris of Rock Band.”
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I Mother Earth / “Production” / Dig (1993)
Wednesday: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now, my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.”
Amanda: Gary, she’s changing the words.
Wednesday: And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, ASSHOLES.
Just had the worst gaming experience of my entire goddamn life. MW2, Loose Ends, Veteran. Spawn, die. Rinse, repeat. If I had any hair left.

